I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
literally my only life goal is to go clubbing with one direction
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.